Get Inspired Today with AdrianPastol

To Package yourself no be crime sha,  I got this off a friend on nairaland and I still can't stop laughing. NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener:  Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossip : Research ...

  When I first saw this what came to mind was Chris Angel but I guess the mysteries is on the increase. Unbelievable!!!

A bold 5 is up for any one who gets the five questions correctly. Enjoy. *grin

Bikers from all across Nigeria recently conveyed at Uyo for their convention and it was a glorious sight. If you were there your love for bike might just spike up. For those of you that could not make it lets inspire you after all thats why am here.