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JUSTICE OR CRIME

JUSTICE OR CRIME By Adrianpastol Nnochiri The sound was really extreme, so something must be wrong. I switched on the main lights from the wall switch close to my door so I could see better, standing up to reach it was the first punishment of the new day. I knew it wasn’t as early as the sun was already up; I have been awake for the past half hour but have laid back on my bed reading a novel as I do every morning, It had become a ritual in my life. Every morning I wake up, still laying on my bed I say my morning prayers which was usually very short as I am not the heavy binding type. Then I pick up whatever book I am reading from the side of my bed; switch on my bed side light and read. This was the only time I could actually concentrate, pushing up some chapters before starting out my busy Lagos life, I was reading AdrianPastol’s The Consequences, and I was so engrossed. It was the shouting that startled me back to my earth and I realized I was running late for work and ...

Take banana till you go yo.

Enjox the video but see if you can answer this simple question. How many times did he say the words - "take banana till you go yo" in the video. Enjoy. Watch "Take Banana D'Prince Mavin Records Don Jazzy, D'Prince, Wande Coal, Tiwa Savage Dr Sid" on YouTube

New Job Titles you can choose from.

To Package yourself no be crime sha,  I got this off a friend on nairaland and I still can't stop laughing. NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener:  Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossip : Research ...

MAN WALKS ON WATER

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  When I first saw this what came to mind was Chris Angel but I guess the mysteries is on the increase. Unbelievable!!!

Win a blackberry phone.

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A bold 5 is up for any one who gets the five questions correctly. Enjoy. *grin

The Nigerian Bikers Convention.

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Bikers from all across Nigeria recently conveyed at Uyo for their convention and it was a glorious sight. If you were there your love for bike might just spike up. For those of you that could not make it lets inspire you after all thats why am here.

FORBES NEW LIST OF AMERICA'S RICHEST PEOPLE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

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   Forbes just released the list of America's 400 richest men and Uncle Bill at still topping that chart, I took the liberty bringing the details of the first ten. enjoy # 1 > BILL GATES                           NET WORTH:  $66 Billion Co-Chair, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation Age: 56 Source of Wealth: Microsoft, Self-made Residence: Medina, WA Country of Citizenship: United States Education: Drop Out, Harvard University Marital Status: Married Children: 3    #2 > WARREN BUFFET                 NET WORTH $ Chairman, ...

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