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I loved this so much, I decided to share it.

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TYPICAL NIGERIAN DISCUSSION

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FACT: Only Nigerians can have full conversations with just QUESTIONS. Below is an example:   Dele: My guy, How far? Emeka: Wetin dey happen? Dele: Why you jus dey call me now? Emeka: You buy me credit? Dele: Dis wan wey you call so, you wan show? Emeka: Where u dey? Dele: You sabi Pius place? Emeka: Make we block there? Dele: Before nko? Abi u wan make we block for anoda place? Emeka: You get pay? Dele: Wetin you wan take money do? Emeka: We no suppose drink? Dele: Na me born you? Emeka: No be u be my chairman? Dele: Abi craze don log on to u? Na my pay u go dey use maintain? Emeka: Before nko? Dele: U serious abi you dey play? Emeka: Bros, wetin u tink? Dele: So, u no really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame? Emeka: Bros, which ones na? Na change for beer come dey cause dis kind yarn? Dele: Before nko?

A LIZARD'S LOVE

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TRUE INSPIRING STORY.. WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?. This is a true story that happened in Japan . In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!! What happened? The lizard has survived in such position for 5 years! In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5 years! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. A

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MAN OR WOMAN

    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!" God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man woke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping , Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the cheque book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,

games n cars, a terrible combination.

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  Not sure but if some one call his madness, I might agree. Gaming in cars, nxt level but don't think is the right one.

The true cost of a miracle

The true cost of a miracle A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.    Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good, Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said w

A Life Without Complaints

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  I have had this in my mail for a long time and I just had to share it with all APB readers today, lets think again before complaining.                               “A Life Without Complaints” If you think you are unhappy, look at them If you think your salary is low, how about her?   If you think you don’t have many friends… If you think study is a burden, how about her? When you feel like giving up, think of this man   If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does? If you complain about your transport system, how about them? If your society is unfair to you, how about her? Enjoy life how it is and as it comes Things are worse for others and is a lot better for us There are many things in your life that will catch your eye but only a few will catch your heart….pursue those…

Photo of the Day

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from a friend, Kirthika's photos. Wish I went visiting with her.     Now this is a sight to behold @least once in a life-time

Fathers Day Special

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A happy fathers day to all the dads out there, mine may no longer be physically with me but I have so many memories to treasure. Make sure yours feel your love today.

3million new friends for snoop Dog

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Big bros Snoop is getting richer not just with money but also with friends; The star sends a shout out to all his fans on google+ as their number reaches 3million. Wow! I never even knew there were up to 3million people on Google+ but one thing is for sure, everything Google rockssssssssssss 

Unbelievable Sight.

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An unbelievable sight and am sure I would never try this, would you?

Smart but Funny Math

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Indicate if you are very sure you get this.

VIDEO OF NYSC POP

Video of the NYSC passing out parade, this is really good.

CharlyBoy Caught Sampling Casket

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CharlyBoy was caught on camera sampling casket, Is he preparing to die or planing his future? What do you think?

Genevieve Nnaji becomes a Range Rover Evoque Ambassador

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Yesterday, Friday the 
15th 
June
 2012, 
Land
Rover
 and 
Coscharis 
Motors 

unveiled our 
award‐winning actress
 Genevieve 
Nnaji
 MFR
 as 
their 
appointed 
ambassador 
for 
the 
brands 
all‐new 
Range
 Rover 
Evoque
 in 
Nigeria. The
 partnership
 between
 Genevieve
 and
 Land
 Rover
 was
 announced
 during
 an
 intimate
 event
 held
 in
 Lagos,
 Nigeria
 as
 she
 joins
 Victoria
 Beckham
 as
 an
 appointed
 ambassador
 for
 Range
 Rover Evoque.
 The Evoque
 is
 the
 smallest,
 lightest,
 most
 fuel‐efficient
 Range
 Rover
 ever
 produced
 and
 is
 now
 officially 
available 
to 
buy 
in 
Nigeria 
through 
Coscharis 
Motors 
in 
Lagos. Genevieve 
who
 was 
presented 
with 
a 
special 
edition 
of 
the
 car 
by 
the 
President 
of 
the 
Coscharis 
group 
Dr. 
Cosmos 
Maduka 
said, 
“It’s 
truly 
an 
honor 
to 
be 
working 
with 
the 
Land
 Rover 
family 
on 
this 
exciting 
project. 
The 
Range 
Rover 
brand 
is 
the 
epitome 
of 
quality 
and 
luxury;
 the
Evoque

COSON Sues WAZOBIA fm for one billiion

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Copyright Society of Nigeria (COSON), the nation’s sole government approved collective management organization for musical works and sound recordings has filed a landmark copyright infringement action against Globe Broadcasting & Communications Ltd, owners of the well known radio stations, WAZOBIA FM in Lagos, Abuja, Kano and Port Harcourt and the stations’ CEO, Mr. Amin Moussalli.  In suit No. FHC/L/C69S/598/12 filed at the Federal High Court, Lagos on 5TH June 2012, COSON is asking for the award of more than one billion naira in unpaid royalties and damages against Wazobia FM and its owners for the unauthorized copying, broadcast and infringement of the copyright in the musical works and sound recordings belonging to COSON members, affiliates and assignors.  In the writ endorsed by Lagos IP lawyer, Mr. Justin Ige of Creative Legal, Seun Omotoba & Co , COSON has also asked the court for exemplary damages in the sum of Fiv

The Trending Nigerian Identity.

This Can Only Happen In Nigeria!=D =)). 1) Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2) Go to church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence!) 3) Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying things". 4) Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5) Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 6) Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes taking pictures with champagne bottles. 7) Wear sunshades at night. 8) Dress in complete rainbow colors like it's rag day, and call it color blocking. 9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines). 10) Wear head warmers at 45 degrees Celsius. 11) Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki" 12) Travel to China for 2 days and come back with a British accent.!!!! I must confess, am a regular of item 9, what about you?

Happy Corpers, Sad Corpers

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While over 9000 Corps members relocated to the labor market yesterday in Lagos, many of them were UN-able to collect their certificate due to their earlier relocation move to Lagos which the scheme now call fake. The surulere secretariat may not be a nice place to be in the coming week as the angry corp members would definitely be paying a visit. that is not to mention many of them including from among those given their certificate that are been owed for months, I know a few of them been owed for as much as 6-9months. its a pity, well all the congrats to you all.

FACES 4RM D NYSC POP YESTERDAY

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arrival @ pop grounds welcoming corpers passing out corper arrival of d gov. rep parade inspection slow matching last day in uniform commando at attention D carried ones in celebration Birthday n POP in one package celebration entertainment dancing tinz celebrating with swag Youngest corper

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