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CHINA TAKES MISS WORLD 2012

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  Miss China, takes the title of Miss World 2012. The 23-year-old Wen Xia Yu, best 115 other contestants to take the title with her 5 foot 8 beauty queen statue.   "When I was young I felt very lucky because so many people helped me and I hope in the future, I can help more children to feel lucky," said Yu after her win was announced. Yu is a music student who says she aspires to be a teacher,   China, which hosted the event at Dongsheng Stadium in the northeastern city of Ordos is a very proud country today, after doing so well at the olympics they ad another record to their keeps. Guess their products are not so inferior after-all. China has hosted the competition, which has been held annually since 1951, five times, and last took the crown in 2007. While the pageant isn’t as well known in the U.S. as Miss Universe, it’s highly regarded internationally. Last year’s winner was Ivian Sarcos Colmenares of Venezuela, which has produced six Miss World titl

Are you sure you can read simple english?

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tihs si rlely aaznmnig, i raed ti whtuito porlbems, hwo ddi yuo od?

NYSC SEIZED MY CERTIFICATE AND ALLOWANCE

I just got this LETTER TO THE NYSC DIRECTOR GENERAL and I think the world should see it,  We have to come to the aid of these corpers.            ..........................................................................................................................................                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       17 th , Aug. 2012 The Director General, National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) THROUGH The State Coordinator, National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) Lagos State, Babs Animashun, Surulere- Lagos. Sir, NYSC WITH-HELD CERTIFICATES AND UN-PAID ALLOWANCE OVER FAKE RELOCATION It is with disturbed hearts that we write to your good office as our Father, making an appeal for your intervention. We are corps members of the NYSC 2011

Walking with the Lions

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Taking a walk holding the lion's tail - Would you dare? Prairie Resort in the Limpopo Province in South Africa, launched an unique tourist activities - walking together with the Lions, including rare white lions. Now this is just crazy but real. http://www.funnyanimalworld.net/Go-for-a-walk-holding-the-lion-s-tail
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This game has got me thrilled! try it friends, you will be surprised how many times you can fail .
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  Wonders shall never ever end, So is going to be attending this interdenominational program for singles and married.

Conjoined twins set for own reality show

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  Abby and Brittany Hensel — the 22-year-old conjoined twins of Oprah Winfrey fame — are back in the spotlight with their own reality TV show. TLC’s “Abby and Brittany” follows the sisters as they graduate from Bethel University in St. Paul, Minn. and embark on the job hunt. “Everywhere they go, they get the stares,” says a friend of the twins in a preview for the show. “I don’t know how they do that every day.” The sisters — who share a body but have two heads — first fascinated the nation when they were featured on the cover of Life magazine in 1996 - just 6 years old at the time. The same year, they appeared twice on “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” The Hensel twins have also been featured in documentaries on The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, and in Time magazine. TLC/© XPUSJP The twins just graduated from Bethel University in in St. Paul, Minn. TLC Conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel: one steers, the other brakes. TLC Conjoined twins Abigail and Brittan

BREAKING NEWS

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Friends, justt got this and am still laughing............ China is not satisfied with her Olympic performances after winning 81 medals as at today, (almost 100 medals this time 4 yrs ago) they plan to overhaul their Olympic organization for better performance in subsequent Olympics.   Meanwhile as at today Nigeria is yet to win a single medal with a contingent of 200 officials and 53 athletes and a budget of $5.3m USD (N850m) for a 3week outing. They should all be arrested on arrival ​I dey vex 4 dis country wey I come from no be joke oooo!!! Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish for days we no go see dem. See Olympics nah, go swim, dem dey fear water… Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival. See rowing 4 Olympics, dem no dey… Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow. Olympics reach make dem go do archery, dem no sabi shoot again Igbo man go run from Sokoto to Aba at the s

DEATH OR PRISON (TOUCHING STORY)

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A young woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, She had decided that she would rather die to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretaker. His job among others was to bury the dead prisoners in the grave yard outside the prison walls. When a prisoner died, the care taker rang a bell which was heard by everyone.   The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he would put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and burry it alone. Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rung, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept.  She would sleep into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out the death

Joystick looking snake discovered

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  Just saw got this and believe me, I never want to see in real life.  A new species of snake or is it an amphibian has just been discovered. According to The Sun, biologists came across the Atretochoana eiselti, which they've dubbed the 'floppy snake' while examining a hydroelectric dam on a river in the Amazon. The creature, which resembles a male manhood, is eyeless and from a family of 'blind snake' closely related to the salamander. Six of the snakes were found living at the bottom of the Madeira River in the northern state of Rondonia in Brazil. Julian Tupan, a biologist for the Santo Antonio Energy company which is building the dam, told Brazil's Estadao website: 'Of the six we collected, one died, three were released back into the wild and another two were kept for studies. Tupan said that very little is known about the lungless and limbless amphibians. He said: 'Despite looking like snakes, they aren't reptiles and are m

CRAZIEST CAKE EVER (SNAKE CAKE)

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  I know a lot of people who would never take a bite out of this cake. would you? CRAZIEST CAKE.

PIX OF THE WALKING DEAD

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  Now I have seen weird but this for a movie promo is just crazy.

A WISE BUSINESS MAN

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A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. He said, “It is time for me to step down and choose the next C.E.O..I have decided to choose one of you.”The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued.“I am going to give each one of you a SEED today – one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring,and the one I choose will be the next C.E.O. ”One man, named Johnny, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.Everyday he would water it and watch to see if

Famous Failures

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Friends life is trying and trying until you get there.

Chimamanda and four other Nigerians make Forbe's list of top 20 young and powerful women.

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All under the age of 45, Forbe releases list of 20 of Africa’s young and powerful women whose contributions are shaping the fortunes of the continent in one way or the other. I bring you extracts of each of this powerful women in no particular order and it would interest you to know, that four of our own made that list. enjoy.  Lisa Kropman – South Africa Prior to setting up her own firm, Kropman worked as an Associate at Werksmans Attorneys. Currently, she is founder of a group of business support centres that support start-ups operating in Johannesburg, Alexandra, Soweto, Cape Town, Philippi, King Williamstown and Botswana, Swaziland and Rustenburg. The Business Place, as it is widely known across Southern Africa, is offering hope to new and ready-to-roll businesses. Since 1997, she has held various positions in Investec Limited including Head, Employment Equity Forum; Head, Corporate Social Investment Division; and Catalyst for the Group developing C

Teju Babyface set for marriage.(Pre-wedding pix)

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Comedian and TV host, Olateju Oyelakin, popularly known as Tejubabyface will wed top model and former beauty queen, Tobi Banjoko on Saturday 1st of September 2012 at the Chapel of Light Interdenominational, Lagos State Secretariat in Alausa, Ikeja. Reception is at The Muson Centre in Onikan. Bros... I remember you wanted a taller angel, well you ' ve got it. Congratulations.

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