New Job Titles you can choose from.
To Package yourself no be crime sha, I got this off a friend on nairaland and I still can't stop laughing. NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossip : Research & Com
