MAN O MAN!

Man O Man!

When without money, eat wild vegetables at home;

When has money, eats the same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;

When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

When without money walks to earn food

When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! 

Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money, wishes to get married;

When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;

When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! 

Never can tell the simple truth!

Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.

Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.

Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! 

Never means what he says and never says what he means!

How true is this?

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